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I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.
It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
Oh my god
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Question: the ask from the australian student considering going over there and doing the deed made me think, what happens if a foreigner burns down the goat and gets caught?
Do they get arrested and get whatever punishment burning the goat gets you?
Or do they just get sent back to their own country, where they may or may not get some kind of legal consequences (I know little to nothing about legalities and international crimes)?
Anonymous
They’d get arrested and sentenced here. The only time it has happened the guy only got a fine and went home without paying, but recently theyve gotten shorter prison sentences aswell so you probably couldnt just bail.
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
me when i’m in genuine agonising distress: i’m so sorry if i’m bothering you with my childish histrionics :/
me when i’m just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe
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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever
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his ass is NOT a mechanic!!
btw op. if you even care .
i care.
My contribution if you care about this too btw
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ryland grace, scrolling through his library of collected musical works belonging to every single artist in the world: darn! i can’t find anything i wanna listen to, this sucks :(
mark watney, on his 526th listen of stayin’ alive: please shut the fuck up
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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?
you fucking dare?
you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???
hey quick question gdocs
what the fuck
1. how the fuck did this post become so popular
2. everyone just commenting ‘QUERCHED’ is delightful
3. some people have suggested i use grammarly. this is letting the robots win and also would deprive me of the opportunity to complain about insignificant technical things instead of just wanting to scream over writing all the time
4. i use googledocs because i want access to my writing on multiple platforms and also because fuck microsoft
5. the difference between [its] and [it’s] is that [it’s] is always used as a shortened form of [it is] and [its] is used as the possessive of [it]. yes, this goes against the usual practice of just tacking on an [‘s] when you want to indicate ownership. yes, english is absolutely a trash language.
btw, gdoc’s most recent transgression:
noooope
LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE MEANING OF WHAT I WANT, GDOCS
i’m sorry what kind of AI FUCKERY is going on here that you are trying to ADD IN ADVERBS FOR ME that could ENTIRELY CHANGE THE TONE from a neutral ‘He’d been young’ to something that would put emphasis on just how young he was and how long ago it was you cannot just THROW EXTRA WORDS IN LIKE THAT
‘he’d been so young’ I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU
OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS
me @ everyone else using googledocs:
YOU
I just listened to a podcast with an A.I. research scientist. She said if you wouldn’t trust autocorrect to be in charge of a decision, then you shouldn’t trust another A.I. with it, so… that’s something to worry about
Grammarly is not better.
querched
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cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through
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It becomes very very evident when an author has never interacted with small children before. PLEASE stop writing 4 year olds with baby voices, I promise you they do not answer in short sentences the way a baby might. They can and Will start monologing
#i have read supervillain speeches less verbose than some 4 y.o. who just learned 60 turtle fun facts#please understand#1 y.o. = single words#2 y.o. = phrases/frustration with being misunderstood#3 y.o. = you will understand if this child has to suffocate you by using all oxygen in the room to explain#4 y.o. = probably not necessary to use all O2 for you to 100% understand their point. but they saw a bug and the world must know.#5 to 10 y.o. = keep that 4 y.o. enthusiasm. then add sass. vocab. and begin the sarcasm skill tree.
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